64 lines
3.6 KiB
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64 lines
3.6 KiB
Plaintext
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<h3 class=notifTitle>RANDOM ZONE</h3>
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<?php
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$randomArray = [
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"You look nice today.",
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"You're doing a great job.",
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"I hope you're having a good day! You deserve it.",
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"Your friends are all rooting for you.",
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"Ever noticed that the search bar's words change?",
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"I bet giraffes' coffee is cold by the time it gets to its stomach.",
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"I saw some guy walking around with a duck the other day.",
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"This site is user-based; make sure you contribute!",
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"Ever considered buying a boat?",
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"We should all go ice-skating over winter break, that would be fun.",
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"Remember to take a breath every once in a while.",
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"School isn't everything. Take care of yourself.",
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"The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.",
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"Despite what Mrs. Trickett says, the mitochondria IS the powerhouse of the cell.",
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"ATLEE stands for All Trees Like Eating Eggs.",
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"I heard that someone has a crush on ".str_replace(str_split(-_), " ", getUserInfo($current_user)->name),
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"Left handed people tend to be more artistic.",
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"I hope you're not going to leave this site... that literally kills me, you know.",
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"Ctrl (or cmd on Mac) + Shift + T reopens your last closed tab.",
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"Aliens probably don't go to school.",
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"^-^",
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"Edelman has a Keurig you can use.",
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"Does Santa know when I procrastinate?",
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"You're in a coma.<br>We're trying a new technique to get to you.<br>Please wake up.<br>We miss you.",
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"The patent for toilet paper shows it going over, not under.",
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"Luke Ogburn carries mints in his backpack. Just ask and he'll give you one!",
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"Someone ate my pringes :(",
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"What if time goes backwards, but we just don't notice because our memories rewind too.",
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"You seem like a nice person.",
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"The school's layout is based off of that of a prison's.",
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"Text someone you like and tell them why you like them. They'll appreciate it.",
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"Rice isn't that hard to cook.",
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"I wonder if there are any secret passages in the school.",
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"Pineapples have neither pines nor apples in them.",
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"Fear is information, don't ignore it.",
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"If you're hungry, then eat.",
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"If you're thirsty, then drink",
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"Give yourself time. Butterflies don't form in a day.",
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"Ask yourself: What would make me happy today?",
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"Beauty shouldn't be pain. Being comfortable will make you happy, which will make you beautiful.",
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"The more people use this site, the better it becomes.",
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"Onions don't cry when they chop humans.",
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"Never trust a plastic hippo.",
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"Tabs are just capital spaces.",
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"The very existence of socks is proof that shoes don't work.",
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"Humans are the only creatures who care about time. Maybe it doesn't matter as much as we think it does.",
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"People like you.",
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"Chicken is better than turkey and you can't change my mind.",
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"You look great today.",
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"People are happy when you're happy, because they like you and want you to succeed in life.",
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"In dog years, humans regularly live to 800+ years old. They probably think we're immortal or something.",
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"If tipping were illegal, wait staff would be paid more and wouldn't neet tips in the first place.",
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"I, for one, think that you're a good person."
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];
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$randomArray = array_filter($randomArray);
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echo $randomArray[mt_rand(0, sizeof($randomArray)-1)];
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?>
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</p>
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